
Olives
and figs dot the hills, growing in whatever purchase they can find in
the rocky, barren landscape. Few things grow successfully here. The
salt leeches the nutrients from the sparse soil and the heartless
wind, whipping at my hair right now, dictates vegetation height. The
road begins to follow the sea proper, benched into the yellow hills,
sitting at an average of perhaps fifty metres above the water. The
landscape is undulating, forcing the meandering road in and out of
numerous steep valleys. This means that distances on the map are
rarely as short as they seem. Croatia is a relatively small country
but traveling the length of it is a time consuming experience. Don't
take this with any kind of negative connotation. The landscape draws
out the length of your journey, but it's one of those road trips you
just don't want to end. This point caused us to spend three days
around a small town on the central coast, another three in Split and
a couple of stopovers between drives. Bad idea.
* * *

On
our first night in Croatia the local weather gave us its best. I
doubt if the temperature dropped below twenty degrees overnight,
teaming up with consistently strong winds to make a concentrated
effort at impeding sleep. We camped outside a walled cemetery, not
the first or the last time I might add, playing around to find the
most sheltered spots. I weighed my tent down with blocks of unusually
dense local rock, resulting in a cut corner pole housing and a frayed
cable in the morning. Still, it was making the best of a difficult
situation. After packing up on little sleep we pushed south to
Paklenica, a climbing area we had heard rave anecdotes about in
Ljubljana.

The
next day we played on a large freestanding boulder, climbing a
stunning arete on pinches. This was quite possibly a first ascent,
being in a tucked away area of the park, obsolete to the typical
traveler with the readily available mass-production climbing guide
book. This area made for great exploration with so many small peaks
worthy of ascents and multiple boulders with quality looking lines.
It was a pity not to have more time here but three days had already
passed and we only had just over a month available to explore the
whole Balkans peninsula.
Every
day without fail I visited a Pekara, or bakery, for the obligatory
Burek. The Balkans probably makes some of the tastiest pastries of
anywhere in the world at very tolerable prices. Burek is a sausage
shaped pastry baked in a squashed s shape, in Croatia coming in Meso
and Sir varieties, meat and cheese. The cheese is very much like
ricotta except sharper in flavour and grouped in clumps. A Burek sets
you back about two Australian dollars and is plenty for a light meal.
Balkans
bakeries to me are like an addiction. If I see one and have not
visited one already today then I will definitely go in. Best of all,
this is actually the best way to feed yourself on a budget. A local I
met in Split told me that Bosnia is next level because they
practically invented the Burek, citing the availability of spicy
potato, pumpkin and cheese and spinach varieties. This was cause for
excitement as this inland nation was our next planned destination.

In
the morning we checked out Paklenica gorge before continuing the
drive south. The park has an entry fee but no one was on the gate or
visible in the information centre, making it de-facto free entry. No
raised voices followed us, confirming this conclusion. We parked
where the canyon narrowed to a pedestrian only zone, huge limestone
walls towering above on either side. The gorge would struggle to be
more than 50m wide for the first 200m or so, an impressive spectacle
when you notice just how high the walls are. The entrance to the
canyon is not far above sea level yet the canyon walls give way to
steep, rocky monoliths piercing the 1600m mark.

Split,
Croatia's second biggest city, has great deep water soloing. For
those of you that don't know that means route climbing utilising deep
water rather than rope as a safety net. This and the historic centre
made it a natural next stop on the coast. We got in mid afternoon and
found a free park in a deserted area of the port, watching numerous
cruise ships deposit throngs of Americans and Brits on the wharfs.
The city's adjusted itself well to pulling in tourist dollars,
converting what was once an industrial port into a harbour capable of
holding as many luxury liners as possible.

Then
we headed north. Things began to change. We popped down an alley,
emerging in a bustling street sporting numerous bakeries, a
supermarket and a couple of restaurants. American accents were no
existent and Shtokavian, the language formerly know as Serbo-
Croatian under former Yugoslavia, became much more prevalent.
That
night we camped in Sustipan, within the high walls of another
cemetery. Yes. Within this time. Today its merely an enclosed park
with a small mausoleum but thousands were supposedly buried here
during Roman times. Ignoring the previous, it was idyllic. The walled
park sits perched above 10- 20m high see cliffs on a prominent hill
overlooking Split harbour. A mere ten minute walk from the city and
you rarely meet any non-locals. Bliss. We stayed three days, camping
in various places, using one particular local cafe we liked for WiFi
and climbing on the cliffs.

On
one night we met a local who spoke great English to the point that
his expression was extremely animated and included many semi-subtle
jokes out of understanding of the nuances of our language. The three
of us had a beer together and discussed everything from linguistics
to the limited bouldering in the Balkans, our new Croatian friend
laughingly saying that the latter is because everyone picked up all
the boulders in the whole area and dumped them in Macedonia.
The
following night we had beers with Nikola, another friendly and
hospitable local I met at the local deep water soloing spot. Getting
to know a few locals painted an interesting picture of local life.
Everyone is so curious about wages, welfare and the like in Australia
and are awed when they hear how damn good it is, stimulating a
reaction I can best describe as longing. Things work differently in
Croatia. Locals freely describe the culture as lazy, illustrating
this description with examples of work hours and the amount of effort
required to make money in certain jobs.

* * *
Eight
days after entering Croatia near the coastal city of Rijeka we found
ourselves in the southern town of Omiลก, spanning both sides
of the River Cetina's confluence with the sea. That first day when we
popped out on the coast that time period of a bit over a month seemed
indefinite. Not so. Now I can look back and see the time we spent not
doing too much, content, but again, not doing too much, could have
been better spent. There's so much I want to see in this fat,
oversized peninsula. But now I know better. I plotted it out the
other day. Over two thousand kilometres of road awaits.
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Approaching the next border crossing |
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I currently have coins in five currencies, all stored under the hand brake |